Religion of Peace, One More Time
Don't get excited--I'm not going after the Muslims this time.
No, this time I'm calling attention to the religion that most Americans would agree really is the religion of Peace. The Big One. Christianity.
You can always look to the church for guidance in times of trouble, disaster, and massive deprivation, so let's take a look:
And you know, Christy, something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it, they were under the heel of the French, uh, you know, Napoleon the third and whatever, and they got together and swore a pact to the devil, they said, we will serve you, if you get us free from the Prince, true story. And so the devil said, 'OK, it's a deal.' And they kicked the French out, the Haitians revolted and got themselves free, and ever since they have been cursed by one thing after the other.
He left out the part about the Dominican Republic having all the infielders.
Thanks for helping us understand the ways of the Lord, Pat!