Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Religion of Peace, One More Time

Don't get excited--I'm not going after the Muslims this time.

No, this time I'm calling attention to the religion that most Americans would agree really is the religion of Peace. The Big One. Christianity.

You can always look to the church for guidance in times of trouble, disaster, and massive deprivation, so let's take a look:

And you know, Christy, something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it, they were under the heel of the French, uh, you know, Napoleon the third and whatever, and they got together and swore a pact to the devil, they said, we will serve you, if you get us free from the Prince, true story. And so the devil said, 'OK, it's a deal.' And they kicked the French out, the Haitians revolted and got themselves free, and ever since they have been cursed by one thing after the other.

He left out the part about the Dominican Republic having all the infielders.

Thanks for helping us understand the ways of the Lord, Pat!

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2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love the part where he says that "...they all got together and..." like it was a meeting of the Heman Womanhaters Club. REALLY good staffwork to come up with meeting minutes from back then. Outstanding.

Mark McCullough

January 15, 2010 10:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And the Devil! He talks like Monte Hall. This I did not know.

Mark

January 15, 2010 10:57 AM  

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