Book my flight!

What with terrorists, cuts in maintenance, heavier use of flying stock, you just can't be too careful getting on a plane these days, can you?

That's why, if there's any possible way to do it, I'm booking my next flight on Nepal Air Lines.

Our friend here may not be the head mechanic there, but what other airline do you know of that sacrificed two goats to appease Akash Bhairab, a Hindu god, following technical problems with one of its aircraft?

Yes, sir, any airline that skimps on this essential practice, and only sacrifices one goat, is not worthy of my business, and I urge you to adopt the same stance.