New Hampshire Democrat channels George Costanza
Okay, not the weightiest matter we have to talk about this, but I hope you didn't miss this story.
A Florida man called police last week after watching a state representative from Nashua plow his BMW into a crowd of ducks outside the Crowne Plaza Hotel, reportedly killing one or more of the birds, then exiting the scene before police arrived.
Longtime state Rep. David Campbell, a Democrat, was behind the wheel of the BMW that struck several ducks outside the Crowne Plaza’s main entrance late Monday evening.
And get this--it was their fault!
When a witness took a picture of Campbell's legislative license plate, his excuse was "The ducks should have moved.”
Or, as George Costanza taught us many years ago:
Don't we have a deal with the pigeons?