What's the scariest job in American politics?

I don't know about you, but I'd have to say it's Cory Booker's body man.

Look at the last few months.

In April, Booker ran into a burning house and rescued a woman trapped inside. 

 Last week Booker rescued a freezing dog and yelled at the owner for leaving the dog out in the cold.

If I were working for the mayor I would be hoping he doesn't spot a beached whale: how far out to the ocean do you think he'd swim towing a whale?