Let's not be hasty

I know. People have accused me of being immoderate, of not being fair in my criticism of Republicans.

Maybe they're right, so I'll try to qualify my negative judgment.

I'll go on the record right now and say this: I don't consider every Republican in the Senate a worthless piece of shit, just the ones who didn't vote to block the filibuster against the bill to provide life-sustaining health care for the September 11 first responders.

Wait a minute--what?

You mean there were no Republicans who voted to support the first responders?

I guess maybe they are all worthless pieces of shit.